Live in the Naruto World? So what? I DON'T GIVE A FREAKING DAMN! (Naruto Fanfic)

Chapter 5 - Making a 'freaking' choice

Chapter 5 - Making a 'freaking' choice

"Konoha village... In there... I smell food inside those hu~ge wooden door Al~chan!"

"You're a 'dog' now? You're a freaking cat, dude!"

"Hehe. Devils are 10 times keener with their senses than hu~mans. We have a lot of unique abilities too! So what do we do now? I definitely need a b~ath... Ooohh.. Warm ho~t BATH! Tehe!"

"Isn't it obvious? FOOD!"

"BA~TH."

"NO. FOOD!"

After a long debate about what we should do, we finally decided on eating first and then taking a bath (hoho. I won! Didn't I tell you I always win with verbal fights?). Up front, the gates were guarded by two sleeping men in "ninja attire" (of course I know those are ninja attires! I'm not dumb! Andrew likes to cosplay so much and he has a lot of ninja collection: from ninja weapons to ninja undergarments. He likes to brag about it, not like I get jealous or anything though, since they're all just a bunch of ninja-crap.).

Without further hesitation we made way towards the front gate. I quickly put on my hood and hid my hair inside since it will cause a lot of trouble if my face is seen (Note that I'm very very beautiful. Hehe. The last thing I want is: fans tailing me non-stop. Better be careful!) Grell settled at the top of my head.

The sleeping ninja's didn't notice us heading towards them. They're sleeping! What tight security! Not!

When we came near them, I asked the cat, "Grell, should we wake them up?"

"I think not but I think we sho~uld."

"What's with that kind of answer?! You're not helping me here! Sigh. We'll wake them. We don't want to be known as trespassers. Okay. Let's do this... I'll do the talking okay?."

"Aherm. Excuse me Misters. Aherm. Aherm. AheheherMM!!", I 'ahermed' as I tried to wake them.

Thankfully, one of them woke up. The dude stared at me with droopy eyes and asked, "What is ityou want? What is your business in this village?"

"Good morning Mister. Can I have the permission to enter this village? Do I need an ID or some gatepass?", I asked as polite as I can. Don't blame me for not knowing what to do at times like this people!

He eyed me and Grell suspiciously. And now you're on full alert huh?

Clearly thinking that it's the best thing to do, he told me, "You should see the Hokage first."

"Ho- Ho- what? Is that food?", I asked confused. Don't blame me for not knowing the 'terms' in this world and I am not in the mood right now to think since I'm starving like hell!

He repeated, "Hokage. I'll take you to him."

"Thanks Mister for taking me to, to Hokgoy! Hokokoy! Hokakay! Hoka-gay?",

I can feel Grell suppressing his laughter.

Irritated as the ninja opened the gate, he repeated the word again, "HO-KA-GE."

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As we made our way towards this Hokagay, I had the ample time to glance around the village. The houses were made of wood and painted with light colours. Buildings were simple and neatly arranged in order. There were a lot of people in ninja outfit. The village has a friendly and peaceful atmosphere. The government of this community must be good. Surely, Andrew and Cathy would love being here. So this is Konoha... (Now, now, don't be shocked that I know its name. Whenever Cathy, Andrew and I do our chit-chat, the Naruto subject always won't be left out. I can't help it if I hear pieces of things. So, don't be shocked when I know a little bit of this and that. Not to mention the torments they did to me... Thinking about those now, sends shivers to my spine. I wonder what they're doing now back there on Earth...)