Story of my life

(A NOTE FROM NAVI)

This story will not make sense to anyone, and our grammar actually isn't this terrible... it was just a way to occupy a Latin lesson.

(TARA'S POV)

Hello, my name is Tara. I live with my girlfriend, Lucy Bennett. We have 4 dogs, 3 cats, 7104 fish, 10 unicorns and we have no money. :)

Hello, my name is still Tara. I live with my girlfriend Lucy and a young lady. Her name is Emelia Shead. She sleeps in our back garden, she is not welcome in the house. We still have no money.

Hello, I think my name is Tara. I live with my girlfriend Lucy. Today I spent the last of our little money on Harry styles. He lives in the basement. Emelia died, rest in peace, yivonne.

Today, Harry styles went missing. This caused much stress to my poor Lucy's head. I went out searching, shouting his name. I saw him trying to run away. How dare he cause this much stress to our brains.