Emelia decided today that she would become the biggest fanny bitch in the universe. Because of her being a fanny bitch, I'm going to stuff her vagina with Creme cheese, because she stole mine, navi's and jasmine's boyfriend, Olly Wolly, the babe of our universe. And Neave also stole him and wouldn't let me throw pens at his head so she is also a big Fanny BiTcH!
I painted Olly's face green so that he was a dinosaur, but he hugged me for too long so Emelia and Neave got jealous because they know Olly loves me, and hates them. I burnt Emelia and Neave in the fire that was in the forest and locked Olly in the baby cage, so he wouldn't escape.
Emelia and Neave also worship me because if they don't I stuff their fannies with egg yolk.
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Story of my life
Teen FictionWhen we get bored in lessons, this happens... It's an amazing story tbqh rofl
