Story of my life

chapter10

(WARNING)

THIS CHAPTER WILL BE VERY SHORT, SHORTER THAN USUAL BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO UPDATE IT AGAIN TODAY, BUT I MIGHT UPDATE MORE TOMORROW, IF YOU'RE LUCKY.  LOL.

Today i went for a long walk up to spiceland, with tara. We both enjoy going very much.

It is a spicemarket for the ostridges upon the area. Me and Tara go to the ostridge riding

club, so we get lots of invitations to go to the spiceland markets. it takes 50 hours to

get there so we have to take lots of snacks with us, like orange seeds, apple slices,

kangeroo balls and onions. Those are some of mine and tara's favourite snacks. Also

Emelia is a very nice snack as well.

As we got there, there were many geese trotting around me and tara, trying to peck at our favourite snack, Emelia. We saw the british queen, we hate her. we got a big machete, the biggest machete i have ever seen and we slapped her around her face. she also looked like a raisin, but that was because she was old, before she got killed by US. LoL

(BY THE WAY, WE LOVE THE QUEEN REALLY BECAUSE OF HER WISE RAISINESSSSS. DONT TAKE OFFENSE, CUZ WE'LL REPORT YOU TO THE KING OF URANUS.)

We walked all the way to the other side of the market and back, we had bought 5 million different types of spices. Tara and I are planning on making a big spice cake for Harry and Olly. They'll love it because they enjoy burning their tongues. They sometimes play a game and if you lose, you have to pull your tongue out and put it in the oven. Olly always loses because he says he likes the taste of burning things. Thats why he likes licking Harry because Harry is so hot.