Story of my life

Chapter9

Today me and jasmine the raisin went to a Jamaican gym. there were lots of sweaty, muscly, hot men every where. we found a olly man who wasn't that hot, he looked like a tree.

Olly had just played chinchilla tennis. he was pouring in sweat, leaking oceans where ever he went. we took him back to Harry. Harry liked him lots.

Harry and olly had a wild party with over 50 male strippers... me and jasmine were in big luck. the Jamaican beach smelt almost as bad as your fanny.

Olly found a parrot on the beach and gave it a blowjob, Harry said he wanted me to be jealous, I think not, I like people called Harry styles, my husband. in the end I gave in and we had a long session of hardcore sex on the beach. it was okay, but could have been better. he didn't even know where to put his lil peen. I taught him well though. we played chinchilla tennis and went back to the babe, Harry.