Harry: "Pull over Paul!" Harry whined next to you from the backseat of the car. "You can't just pee on the side of the road Harry!" Paul sighed. He let out a whimper and crossed his legs.
Niall: "And then the water splashed everywhere and I was dripping!" Louis was in the middle of telling a story. "LOUIS!" Niall shouted cupping his crotch, "Keep tourmenting me and I will piss all over you!"
Louis: "Don't make me laugh Y/N!" Louis said sternly, you two were fooling around at the park. You cocked your head to the side,"So you mean... I can't do... this!" You started poking rapidly at his sides and he ran behind a tree. "We can continue after I pee!" He shouted to you.
Liam: Liam bounced in his chair in the doctor's office waiting room, it was his yearly physical and he knew he needed to do a urine sample. Ew! Poor guy couldn't even drive himself to his appointment. "Liam Payne." The nurse called. He jumped up from his seat, "Where's the pee cup?"
Zayn: "Zayn, let me pull over to a rest stop..." You groaned at your boyfriend who was in obvious need of a bathroom. "No, we're already late!" He argued crossing his legs with discomfort. You rolled your eyes and took the nearest exit, "If you're not going to go pee, I am."
