hello loVies!!! i decided to make a daniel seavey book! a comedic one, not too serious cause seriousness is BORING sometimes. so i bring to you...toothgap. Also, important. thus book was inspired by another book that i cant remember. i read it a while ago but it was cute. now it's different from this book, so i am positively sure i am not copying major plot lines, because if i was that wouldn't be good 🥺
urmom: JDJJDKISKJA
seaveydaniel: who is this?
urmom: rEAd my usernamE
seaveydaniel: you're not my mom
urmom: you're right that would be weird since you're my dAddY
seaveydaniel: what
urmom: what
seaveydaniel: what
urmom: what
seaveydaniel: what
urmom: sTOp
seaveydaniel; ok who is this??
urmom: that's for me to know and for you to..not know :)
seaveydaniel: i'm gonna block you
urmom: NO DONT DO IT I LOVE YOU
seaveydaniel: what
urmom: you always say what
urmom: AND BITCH DONT BLOCK ME SENPAI I LOVE YOU AND YOUR TOOTHGAP
seaveydaniel: how do you know that i have a tooth gap
seaveydaniel: do you go to my school
urmom: ;);(;);););)););;)(;););)(;;)););;));););;);))
seaveydaniel: smh
urmom: stole my heart??? I STOLE YOUR HEART??? JOEKSKD OMG I KNOW FINALLY BABY <3 SAME GOES TO YOU MY LOVE 😩💘👊🏼😪👅👄💋🍑
seaveydaniel: are you 4 tf it means shaking my head
urmom: i wAs jOkInG don't you know me? i'm your wide 🤧😩
urmom: oMG I MEANT WIFE
urmom: but wide works too
urmom: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
seaveydaniel: wtf
urmom: what the fuck-mE
seaveydaniel: ...no. i don't know who you are
urmom: wait so likE if you know who i am woukd you fuq me 👅
seaveydaniel: no
urmom: eh well i tried
urmom: but never gonna give up baby 👊🏼🤫😪💘👄
seaveydaniel: who the fuck are you
urmom: DONT FUCKING CURSE YOU LITRLE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS
urmom: and i'm just a girl who loves you 🤫🤧😩
urmom: bitch i sWeAR you are so cUtE. i don't get it like YOUR PRINCE HAIR?!!.!/$&:8/928&:,! AND YOUR OCEAN BA-LUE EYE BALLS?!!:$&/
'balls lOl'
urmom: oH and OFC YOUR FUCKING TOOTHGAP&;&:&: BITCH STEP ON ME NOW
seaveydaniel: oh...thanks. and no.
urmom: ANYTIME, EVERYDAY, ALL DAY BABES 👅👄
urmom: one question
seaveydaniel: no ty
urmom: BUT DADDi nOoooOooOoOo
seaveydaniel: stop omfg
urmom: JUST LET ME ASK JFJWKDJ
seaveydaniel: fine wtv what
urmom: can you please bite me
