Dare #42

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Wellll that's a little pressuring, isn't it? I'll try to think of something,,

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Wellll that's a little pressuring, isn't it? I'll try to think of something,,

Me: Osomatsu and
Karamatsu: Karamatsu's
Both of us: Delivery Skit!

Me:

Me:

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*very soon after, puts aside (acted) fear and steps forward**a few steps later*Karamatsu: Hidesato!Me: Mm? *turns backward*

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*very soon after, puts aside (acted) fear and steps forward*
*a few steps later*
Karamatsu: Hidesato!
Me: Mm? *turns backward*

*no one*

Me: *turns back to see the dragon corpse isn't there anymore* Huh? That's strange,, is it you that called me?
Karamatsu (who's now ditched his dragon costume and is wearing a ridiculously-painful red wig & sparkly-ass sea-green dress): Indeed it was I! I came to you for a favor!
Me: What is it?
Karamatsu: You see, I'm the Dragon King of the lake underneath this very bridge we stand on. I've lived in the lake for many many years now with my beloved and immense family, but lately we've been regularly attacked by a monster centipede every night! Worse, I cannot do anything about it. I am powerless against it. If this were to continue as it is, I would no longer have a family, or even a life!
Me: Uh... point is?
Karamatsu: I want you to assist me in killing this treacherous enemy of mine! Please! You're the only man that didn't run away as soon as you saw me, so I know you're really brave!
Me: No thanks.
Karamatsu: EH?! WHY?!
Me: I'm not interested.
Karamatsu: *in hushed whispers* Osomatsu-niisan, that's not how it goes!
Me: I know. It's just that *coughs* your costume is *points*
...really too accurate. In fact, it's overdone to the point where my ribs wouldn't be able to handle the mission!
Karamatsu: Please! Have pity on me!
Me: No.
Karamatsu: Osomatsu-niisan!
Me: My humor feels dead, don't kill my will, too-
Karamatsu: OSOMATSU-NIISAN!

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