This feels more like Halloween at this point
*at nighttime, finishes a horror movie*
Todomatsu: *shivering with tears in his eyes* Aaaaa thank god it's over...
Choromatsu: Osomatsu-niisan, th-this was a bad way to "celebrate" the day after April Fools day-
Me: W-well, look! I-I got scared shitless, too, you know! And it's still April Fools day for Westerners, anyway, so it counts!
Karamatsu: *shivering* I guess you're right.
*when bath time arrives, while the others are at the bathhouse*
(I told them I was gonna go for some late-night pachinko, since that's less suspicious than an early shower)
Me: Hihihi... look how comfortable they are! Time to give them a little scare! *flicks the tablet's switch on and off*
Todomatsu: EH?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
Choromatsu: I-I-I have a bad feeling about this...
*silent for a moment as others in the bathhouse murmur among themselves, confused*
Jyushimatsu: Hey...
Jyushimatsu: This isn't some kind of ghost, isn't it...?
The others: *jolts in horror*
Ichimatsu: Or maybe... *uses Jyushimatsu as a flashlight to light his face up* it's h-h-her.
Todomatsu: THE CREEPY GIRL IN THE MOVIE?! OR THE WOMAN THAT OSOMATSU-NIISAN WAS PLAYING THE DARUMA-SAN GAME WITH TWO DAYS AGO?!
Jyushimatsu: NO WAY-
Choromatsu: OI, Ichimatsu!! D-don't be s-spouting such nonsense right now! Maybe it's just a stupid prankster!
Ichimatsu: Y-yeah... you're right...
Todomatsu: AH! IT'S NOT FLICKING ANYMORE!
Me: *suddenly appears as a fake disguised killer*
*screams erupt from the bathhouse*
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