NDRV3 Chatfic

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(Don't question why it's the ddlc bg)

PianoFreak

EmoDetective: hey I'm at the classroom where are you?

PianoFreak: sorry I can't come cause Ouma keeps following me

EmoDetective: ah that's okay we can just talk here

PianoFreak: okay

PianoFreak: so Shuichi

PianoFreak: I saw you say sore wa chigau zo

PianoFreak: and you said you have an ahoge

PianoFreak: are you a protagonist?

EmoDetective: I'm not sure what you mean by protagonist but if I'm ticking all of the boxes for one then I guess

PianoFreak: can you show me your ahoge

EmoDetective: oh god that sounds weird

EmoDetective: but okay

[EmoDetective sent an image]

PianoFreak: lol okay

PianoFreak: wAIT WHO TOOK THAT?

EmoDetective: that's something Ouma took a while ago when I wasn't looking.

PianoFreak: ur looking right at the camera...

EmoDetective: that's not important rn Akamatsu...

PianoFreak: sorryyyyy!

EmoDetective: what now then

PianoFreak: um

[Pantaaaa came online]

EmoDetective: ???

PianoFreak: Ouma?? This is a private chat?

EmoDetective: How did you get in??

Pantaaaa: I have my ways.

Pantaaaa: and I wanna join the sexting

EmoDetective: THATS NOT WHATS HAPPENING WHY DO YOU ALL ASSUME THATS WHATS GOING ON

Pantaaaa: Because it is...?

PianoFreak: Sore wa chigau yo!

PianoFreak: I mean that's wrong

EmoDetective: scroll up in the chat and you'll see we weren't talking about that

Pantaaaa: bummer...

Pantaaaa: how do I know you didn't delete the messages

PianoFreak: bECAUSE WE DIDN'T!!!

EmoDetective: What I want to know is why are you here really

EmoDetective: and how do we kick you out the chat

Pantaaaa: so you can dirty talk to each other

PianoFreak: O H M Y G O D O U M A S T O P

EmoDetective: 'Ouma' God

EmoDetective: I'm sorry please kill me

Pantaaaa: okay, my beloved Saihara-chan

EmoDetective: wAIT DON'T ACTUALLY

PianoFreak: OUMA STOP

PianoFreak: WE ARE NOT DOING A FREAKING CLASS TRIAL

Pantaaaa: aw okay

PianoFreak: good child

EmoDetective: since when did you train him, akamatsu?

Pantaaaa: hey if you two get married can I be your child

EmoDetective:

PianoFreak: lmao

PianoFreak: but why do you have a picture of Amami with a gun

EmoDetective: idk actually

Pantaaaa: okay time for the truth

Pantaaaa: I'm actually just here to piss you two off

PianoFreak: what whyy?

Pantaaaa: because all of you started banging my door and i thought I was legitimately going to die

Pantaaaa: so I'm hacking into all ur private chats and pissing you cunts off

EmoDetective: you know that was a joke right?

Pantaaaa: U S O  D A Y O

PianoFreak: Oof we've been hit with an uso dayo

EmoDetective: okay we're sorry

Pantaaaa: k good enough Saihara-chan but you both owe me a litre panta bottle each.

I wouldn't recommend to expect consistent updates with this, it'll only be updated when I feel like memeing.