Writing one shots about the ships I dislike (idk why)

Lightbrush

Lightbulb pov
I see Painty just walking around as if it were sad. So I decide to walk up to it. I can already feel my heart pounding like a drum. Painty looked up at me and said " What do you want?" I then said in a flirty tone " A kiss, maybe?" Painty just stood there blushing a lot. Then it actually gave me one on the lips. I was surprised that it actually did that. I then knew what my next move was. After it was done kissing me I said in a fake angry tone," Why did you do that for?" Painty looked confused and said " You said you wanted a kiss?" I pulled out chocolate and said " I meant the candy!" Painty looked down somehow more gloomy than it was before I had walked up to it. I then kissed Painty. Painty was blushing madly bright red. It looked very confused and said " Why did you do that for?" I said " Because I love you!" We then cuddled for a little after that.