Writing one shots about the ships I dislike (idk why)

OJ x Salt

OJ's POV

         I was just walking through the halls when cute but annoying Salt gets in my way. Salt says " Darling do you mind getting us some towels?" I do so. She then says " Why thank you darling!" Then she kisses me on my cheek. I was so shocked that she liked it back. Man I am idiot for not catching onto all the signs that says she does like me. Anyways as she was saying " I think we need an-" I kissed her. She was blushing madly. We then went to sleep in my room ( sleep and ONLY SLEEP)

This is for the dirty-minded people so if you aren't you can leave. NOW I MEANT WHAT I SAID. THEY SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM. THAT IS ALL. NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS. M'KAY? PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT. I KEEP ALL MY STORIES FLUFF. IF I HAPPEN TO MAKE A LEMON 1, I WOULD DESCRIBE MORE THAN THEY JUST SLEPT, AND 2, I WOULD PUT LEMON IN THE TITLE. OK? OK. Sorry kinda had a rage quit. Anyways hope you hate. Trust me the next one makes less sense than this.