Writing one shots about the ships I dislike (idk why)

Paper airplane x Flyswat

Thanks to randomfandomcuddles for voting on Gelatin x Puffball!

Thanks to TwoFusedPersonas for voting on Gelatin x Puffball!

Thanks to MikeChoate for voting and commenting on Trophy x Knife, and for commenting on Penraser!

Flyswat's pov

                    I see Paper Airplane walking around and he is so cute. The thing is that a lot of people think I like Kite but I don't I'm actually gay. Anyways Paper Airplane is super cute! I walk into the tree house (I was stalking him with binoculars in a bush) and wave to everyone. Toothy asked the question I always dreaded, he asked"Hey how bout' we tell each other are crushes?" I turn a light pink and since I was shy I did not say a word while Coney agreed with him. Paper airplane did not react. Toothy said" Well I'll go first." He then turned a light pink and said"My crush is C-Coney..." Coney was a light pink and said"I love you too!" They hugged for a bit and then Toothy pointed to Boxing Glove and asked"Who is your crush?" He blushed a light pink and said"Picture..." Toothy asked"Why?" Boxing glove explained" Well he's so cute because he's so shy and nervous about everything and I find that really cute." Toothy said"Whatever..." Toothy asked me"Who is your crush?" Oh no.... Do I tell the truth and tell him that I like Paper airplane, or lie and say I like Kite? Before my brain could decide my mouth did and it said"P-Paper airplane." Paper airplane turned a light pink. Toothy pointed to him and asked"Who is your crush?" He said"F-flyswat..." I turned a darker pink. I came closer to him. I put my hands on his face as the entire alliance gasped. Paper Airplane said"Fly-flyswat are you sure you want to do this in front of other obj-" That's all he could say before I kissed him. I heard giggles and screaming( probably Coney). After I pulled away he was bright red. We all sleep in the tree house so Toothy snuggled with Coney, Boxing glove snuggled with Picture(I'm not sure how he got him but whatever), and me snuggling Paper Airplane. What an amazing night!

Review time! I actually really like this ship but I can't decide if I should ship this or kiteswat(Kite x Flyswat). It's sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute! :D

Score: 100,000,000,000/10

Cuteness: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10

Love test #1: 96% 'It's true love...seal it with a kiss!'

btw kiteswat on #1 is: 49% 'Don't worry, there's plenty more fish in the sea.'

Love test #2: (it took way too long too load but I'll just use Love calculator): 47%( the text is too long to type).

Kiteswat #2: 24%

HA IN BOTH TESTS KITESWAT IS LOWER! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA XD I'm laughing so hard right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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