...and the Hilarity Ensues

2. Two people with the same name are constantly getting each others' mail. Hilarity ensues.

"Dearest Emiline," the letter starts. You read it with great amusement. Your twenty year-old self is absolutely single. "You have a smile that only the fairest face can hold," For one, you hardly ever smile. Two, you realize you don't know a Benjamin as it states at the end. "Like, no love, your love, Benjamin" You cringe. Only then do you have the slightest recall of the new neighbor named Emily. Her real name was Emiline?! Your name is Emiline! This is going to be difficult... you sigh. You don't even read the rest of the letter as you've had enough of the deathening Shakespearean content. You sigh an even bigger sigh as before as you get up, picking up the neatly stamped letter in your hand. You walk to the door not even bothering to put on a coat. Stepping outside you realize it is freezing, but you grimace and continue to the house over anyway. You knock on the door, and a woman who looks as if she were about to die opens the door. She has dark circles under her eyes, and looks around the age of thirty. She looks at the letter in your hand. "Oh thanks." She says, grabbing the letter, going back inside. Okay... you think as you start turning your back to the door, it opens again and the lady thrusts her hand out with a single letter in her hand.

Pfft. You can't understand anything. It's just a bunch of scribbles. You throw it into the fire resolving to never talk to that "Dearest Emiline" again.

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The End, thanks for reading don't forget to vote and comment bye! 'Anastacia'