Love, Laugh, and Gain

::Chapter 19:: Being A Lesbian Makes Things Awkward

*credits to That_Ratchet_GurlCX for the inspiration*

Albaney POV

"Jersey stop. Put the phone down. Please? Wait are you.... JERSEY WINNIE JONSOHN PUT THOSE KNIVES DOWN! Where did you even get that new one??"

"Albaney if you don't get the fuck out of my way I'm gonna kill YOU too! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

"Noo! Angel help!" I screamed.

"No way! For two reasons. Number one, Nicholas deserves what Jersey is about to give him. Number two, that bitch scares me." Angel piped up from the couch.

I frowned and looked back at Jersey who had the deadliest look on her face. Right after I stepped into her house she knew something was wrong. And I didn't even look sad. Jersey just knows things like that. She forced me and Trinity to tell her everything and before I even finished the story she was in the process of trying to call some of her "friends" so they can have a massive beat down on Nicholas.

I stopped moving right in front of Jersey, "We already took care of him." I whispered. "THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!" she yelled. "Can we just go to the food court in the mall or something?" Trinity said. "FUCK NO THAT'S THE PLACE WHERE I GOT DUMPED!" I yelled. "How about the Travis mall? It's far away from Katy Mills mall. We can go there.." I glared at her. "Please? There's a really cute top there that...he was going to buy me but had to "rush off" somewhere else."

"Bitch ain't nobody got time for dat, do you not see what I'm trying to do here?" Jersey said while sharpening her knife.

"Gawd" I whispered. I took the knife from Jersey "Hey!" she yelled. "No." I looked into her eyes. "Fine dammit" she finally breathed.

"Take me home" Trinity whispered. I looked at her, she was praying.

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"Fuck this. FUCK IT, FUCK IT, FUCK IT. I'm done with niggas. I'm gonna become a lesbian." I murmured between chunks of Ben & Jerry's. Ahh Ben & Jerry. My favorite two men in the world.

"Same here. In fact, Albey your a babe. Would you like to be my girlfriend?" Trinity agreed. I smiled.

"Yes, yes I would." I replied. "Wanna make out?"

She laughed and winked "Save it for tonight hun."

Jersey looked from me to Trinity and back and then rolled her eyes. them she pointed at me "Your not a lesbian" then pointed at Trinity "and your not a lesbian. Both of you stop begins lousy bitches and get off your butt."

I put my ice cream down and got off from the couch. You could see a big butt mark in the middle of the couch. "No Jersey it's different this time. Nicholas is a skunk bag and so was..." I trailed off and Trinity came over and rubbed my back. I held back my tears.

"Look, I'm done with guys." I looked at Trinity. "The next time a guy tries to hit on us, we tell them we have a girlfriend. Agreed?"

Trinity closed her eyes and nodded her head. "Uhh, yea. Yea."

I looked at Jersey and she was staring intently at us. "Are you seriously gonna do this?" she asked and I nodded. "Well....at least promise me you'll be bisexual and give at least two guys a chance this year." she looked at both me and Trinity.

I considered this and nodded and so did Trinity.

"Well I guess it's official....I....like girls?" Trinity stammered.

"If you guys are going out now or whatever you should get to know each other and spend time alone." Jersey winked. She put a lot of emphasis on alone.

I looked at her "Don't make this awkward." She put her hands up in surrender and laughed. "Just call me when your about to kiss"

"You pervert" Trinity sneered.

Jersey smirked. "Whatttt? Noooo. I'm just gonna take a picture and send it to Nicholas. So then he'll know he lost two...great...girls?" she uttered.

"Just admit your gonna laugh." I put my hands on my hips.

"I admit that I'll try not to laugh." she walked over to the kitchen.

"Bitch." Trinity coughed and giggled. "What was that?" Jersey turned around.

"Nothing" we both said at the same time.

We're gonna be the best couple around.

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"Okay so, favorite movie?" I watched Trinity shove a skittle in her mouth and then roll one on my tongue as I waited for an answer. "The whole Grown Ups series. I want Chris Rock. I mean wanttt."

I laughed "You cheating on me?"

"Bish no you fine."

We laughed. We were now playing 20 questions with Trinity sitting in my lap in my room and "Wild N' Out" on MTV on the screen of the TV. After 20 seconds of eerly silence besides the TV Trinity decided to speak. "This is not working." I let out a breath that I didn't know I was holding. "Thank you for being the one to say it." I said relived.

"But I want this to work. Who are we kidding?" she stood up off the bed. "We like guys. We like to check out fine guys. We like them checking us out. But we have trust issues and we probably always will."

I sighed and lied down on the bed. "So what do we do?".

She opened my legs and the next time I looked up Trinity had tooken off her shirt revealing her sexy (soo sexy) lace Victoria Secrets bra barely covering her Nicki Minaj boobs. She climbed make on to the bed and knealed right next to me.

"Trinity." I breathed.

She never took her eyes away from me. "Yes?"

"I don't know how to do this."

"Neither do I. We'll figure it out."

"We haven't even been dating for a full day."

Nailed that.

"So. Haven't you had affairs with guys you weren't even dating?"

Dammit. Failed that.

"Uhh....we haven't even had our first kiss yet."

Trinity considered this and stayed silent. Then after 10 seconds of heavy breathing she leaped onto and pressed her lips against mine. My eyes shot open. How bad does this girl want this??

How bad do I want this?

I don't.

Trinity sat on top of me and started grinding all over the place.

Or do I?

I will admit that was the sexiest shit I have ever felt in my life. I understand lesbians now. Girls are cuter. Girls have softer lips. Girls are sensitive.

Boy have nasty looking sticks that get girls pregnant.

Nicholas POV

Dammit.

Dammit.

Dammit.

Fuckkkkk.....