𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞

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October 30, 2017

PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH Z3REN

Z3REN
when are you returning my brother's suit?

QNZH
i'll drop by your house tomorrow

QNZH
thanks btw

Z3REN
she didn't know it was you?

QNZH
she's clueless

QNZH
haha

QNZH
i can't believe that was her

Z3REN
i told you she's closer than you think

QNZH
how come everyone knew about her

QNZH
except me?

Z3REN
you never pay attention to anyone

Z3REN
u only know your girlfriend

QNZH
EX GIRLFRIEND

Z3REN
same thing

Z3REN
are you gonna ask meizen to be your girlfriend or something now

QNZH
wtf no

Z3REN
good

Z3REN
because if you get rejected, i don't want to deal with two broken hearts

Z3REN
xinchun's sleeping over to ease the pain

Z3REN
wenjun and zhengting are coming in a few

Z3REN
wanna come?

QNZH
and be pranked by you guys again?

QNZH
pass

Z3REN
aww

Z3REN
but no one saw that

QNZH
YOU PUT MY BOXERS AS A FLAG OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE

QNZH
THE NEIGHBORS WERE DOING THEIR MORNING JOG AND A MAN FELL IN THE GUTTER

QNZH
ONE KID EVEN TOOK A PICTURE WITH IT

Z3REN
soo a few people saw it

QNZH
IT WAS POSTED ON THE INTERNET A FEW HOURS LATER

QNZH
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY MOM COMMENTED????

QNZH
"ISN'T THAT MY SON'S BOXER SHORTS?"

Z3REN
in my defense you were asking to be humiliated

Z3REN
i mean come on

Z3REN
a hamster boxer shorts?

Z3REN
seriously?

QNZH
idiot that was gift

Z3REN
from who?

Z3REN
your aunt when you were 9?

QNZH
do you want me to bring up summer of 2010?

Z3REN
hah

Z3REN
i'll shut up then

QNZH
good

QNZH
enjoy your damn sleepover

QNZH
i hope tomorrow, i see a pic of someone sleeping outside naked

Z3REN
that was our plan for you though

QNZH
fuck

QNZH
im leaving

Z3REN
BYeee quanzhe we miss you
- xinchun

QNZH
congrats on winning couple of the year btw

Z3REN
stfu li quanzhe