confused. [kim namjoon textfic]

#5

piper 😔

joon: hey

piper: i thought you were deceased.

joon: lol i was actually, well i came back from the dead

joon: anyways, can i ask you something?

piper: ask away

joon: well promise me you'll answer it honestly and try to be more......of an open book?

piper: lol i date a girl now, is that not enough?

joon: okay so um
joon: who's your girlfriend?
joon: and are u like uhh

piper: lmao why do u wanna know?
piper: why are u stuttering, we're texting tf.

joon: no um, are you like bisexual or literally gay?

piper: literally gay? define that.

joon: like....super gay like ur into girls, you have no rooms for boys.

piper: im into girls and yes i have no room for boys

piper: but uh i have rooms for you, always.
(message not sent!)

piper: i have room for men.

joon: oh lmao so you're bi?

piper: yeah, sometimes i just need some good dick 😔👌

joon: u used to love my dick, why don't u just ask me?

piper: hsjsjsjsh stfu
piper: anyways, hell no me and my gf handled ourselves way better than u did with me.

joon: ew i don't need you to verify that.
joon: can i just know who is she? i'm not gonna drop it.
joon: it's not like im going to take her from you.

piper: it didn't stop kristin taking you away from me when i told u about her 😘

joon: ...
joon: i'm really sorry, i wasn't thinking straight.
joon: it was my fault that u.....bent.

piper: what lol, no omg

piper: i'm fine i just love to shove it in your face bc u found my number and i wasn't lying if i say i wasn't curious about u getting this number and tryna flirt with "me"

piper: anyways, my girlfriend her name is Jess.

joon: oh
joon: where & when did u meet her?

piper: what is this? an investigation now? dad is that you?

joon: syhshsh im bored and i wanted to know.
joon: u haven't blocked me yet so why not.

piper: do you want to be blocked?

joon: NO

piper: well okay then.
piper: it's Jessie Daniels & we met at a coffee shop the DAY you dump me :)

joon: oh
joon: i see.

joon: hey i'm kinda tired now so i gotta go, ttyl or not its up to u.

piper: u need to chill
piper: sure, goodnight.

joon: night :)

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