confused. [kim namjoon textfic]

#6

🅱eyond The Scene 😩👌💦

joon: GUYSBSHDHD
joon: WAKE UPBSBDJD
joon: ITS ONLY 4AM I KNOW YALL SWINE READS THIS.
joon: I NEED SOMEONE TO TALSKNDD

joon: HEY BITCHENDNDS
joon: fuck yall.

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jungkookie 🐽

joon: i know you're not asleep yet.

jk: okay but like u can knock on my door, we're literally just 5 feet away.

joon: if i come in there im gonna have to unplug your game bc u won't be focusing on me.

jk: touchè
jk: what's up?
jk: u alright?

joon: no
joon: idk
joon: listen, piper my ex gf, she told me her gf's name.

jk: i mean hyung don't get me wrong, sometimes even the gays have names. my poor old man :(

joon: FUCK OFF IM UNPLUGGING YOUR GAMES.

jk: NONONONO
jk: im kidding, what's her name?

joon: Jessie Daniels.
joon: MY FUCKING EX BEFORE HER.
joon: but it was like only for 6 months BUT STILL.

jk: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
jk: IM WHEEZINDNDHDGSH

joon: this is why Anne felt the need to slap u every goddamn time. CAN YOU BE MORE SERIOUS???

jk: HEY DON'T DRAG MY GIRL INTO THIS SHE LOVES ME.

jk: but dude how is it everyone u dated ended up being....gay?
jk: u need to seek some help.

joon: the fuck IM NOT THE ONE WHO NEEDS HELP. YOU ARE U FUCKINGND SWINE

joon: sorry im just-

joon: listen, the moment i knew i was texting piper it felt like the first time we met except she was completely straight :(

joon: now that....idk i want her back but she's (i think) in love with jessie. i think jess didn't tell her anything bout me bc if she did piper would've shoved it into my face.

jk: oh man
jk: you gotta let her know and u gotta find a way of apologies that'll make her fall for u again.

joon: do u know that it's hard to get your ex back when she's bisexual now? getting her when she was straight was a lifetime for me.

jk: then u shouldn't have dumped her, but u did anyways.

jk: god knows best 👐✌👌

joon: fuck you. what should i do?

jk: rude. u see i know this one expert, that old man who's in 3 yrs of cringey relationship, ask him.

joon: Jin?

jk: YOU IS RIGHT.
jk: proud of u baby
jk: anyways i gotta run im out of health

joon: of course ugh
joon: jk

jk: what?

joon: i'm behind you.

jk: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK I ALMOST THREW MY REMOTE ON THE SCREEN

joon: ;)

jk: fuck off im locking and setting it to burgular mode incase u tryna do me dirty.

joon: lol i got no time for that. bye.

jk: BITCH I'LL NEVER KNOW.

seen at 4:50am