confused. [kim namjoon textfic]

#4

🅱eyond the scene 😩💦

yoongi: jimin

hobi: jimin

tae: jimin 😍

jin: JIMIN

jungkook: HEY SHORTY

jimin: NAMJOON HYUNG HOW DARE YOU.

joon: you weren't helping with my situation rn, that's on you.

-jimin left the group-

-tae added jimin into the group-

tae: jimin, it's alright, you've always been my fav 😍😍

jimin: can you like privately text me instead im embarassed.

tae: okay 😍😍

yoongi: ....anyways
yoongi: what's wrong with u namjoon?
yoongi: can't settle in with some dicking today?

hobi: lsmdndjd joon is gay?

jin: my straight ass, healthy relationship of 3 years can't relate.

namjoon: fuck off yoongi
namjoon: we get IT JIN YOU'RE HAPPY BLA BLA BLA FUCK OFF TOO.

namjoon: anyways, I'M NOT GAY!!!!
namjoon: i'm confused.......
namjoon: & i just found out that the number that jimin gave me is oof my ex & she's gay now.

jimin: I DIDN'T KNOW.

namjoon: DON'T TALK TO ME.

hobi: oh my god
hobi: she's literally gay or bi?

namjoon: idk she only said that she has a gf now so.

jin: 🐸☕

tae: which ex? piper? jess? anne?

jungkook: anne is my girlfriend you uncultured swine.

tae: wait oh yeah i was confused.
tae: btw how's your girl jk?

jungkook: went to her house and fucked why?

tae: alsjsnjdh
tae: sounds like a healthy relationship.

jungkook: it is. i love her fuck off.

jin: LANGUAGE.

jungkook: sorry gotta blasttttt.

namjoon: anyways......it's piper peters. my 2 years of relationship.

namjoon: what should i do?

tae: that cute & adorable piper???
tae: touchè
tae: if i wasn't THAT gay i would date her.

namjoon: nhmhnhnhnh shut up

yoongi: what shouldn't u do?
yoongi: u still have feelings for her? u did dump her right?

namjoon: u don't have to shove that in my face every fucking time. I KNEW THAT.
namjoon: & idk my heart suddenly skips when she said it was her.

yoongi: just text her, make her straight.
yoongi: or bi at least if she's super gay

namjoon: ur super gay

yoongi: FUCK YOU.

namjoon: lol thanks i'll try.

hobi: goodluck!