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confused. [kim namjoon textfic]

Hayran Kurgu

[kim namjoon x reader au! where he texted a random number that turns out to be his ex girlfriend who he's been missing but apparently now she's gay.] -- My very first text fiction! Enjoy x

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by jungckooks

by jungckooks

yo its my ex 😶

piper: anyways so how's life?
piper: any girlfriends? boyfriends?

joon: i thought u'd block and delete my number, again.
joon: and no....no girlfriends or...boyfriends.

piper: lol first of all, i changed my phone, i lost all contacts. grateful that i lost yours actually.

joon: it still hurts but okay cool then.

piper: why does it hurts? OH YEAH. i was the one who left you, must've hurt right? or did i?

joon: listen, it was the past.
joon: can we just move on?

piper: uh yeah i did i have a girlfriend actually.

joon: wait. a GIRLfriend?

piper: yeah a GIRLfriend.

joon:

piper: lmfkfjjfjf bet you didn't see that coming.

joon: uh
joon: WHO DOESN'T?
joon: does jimin knows?

piper: he's your friend not mine.

joon: i know you and jimin are close since we were together.

piper: okay so i have to tell him everything about myself?

joon: oh my god.

piper: u okay?

seen at 3:36am

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joon hyung 😣

joon: jimin

jimin: okay before u bury me 6ft under can i please say something first?

joon: u got 5 seconds

jimin: fuckfsfsgs i love tae
jimin: i hate my hyungs i always get bullied
jimin: i hate jungkook he bullies me the most
jimin: IM SORRY FOR GIVING YOU PIPER'S NUMBERAFSFSF

joon: are you done?

jimin:😩👌

joon: anyways
joon: i wanted to murder u really
joon: 2nd, you deal with the hyungs after i sent this to them.
joon: 3rd guess what?

jimin: ...i'm going to be murdered in my sleep?

joon: you wish.
joon: anyways no, piper is gay.

jimin:

joon: stop using my pic as your memes dfjfmgkfl

jimin: did she tell you?

joon: she said "i've moved on, i have a GIRLFRIEND actually."

jimin: are u sure its not a typo?

joon: then she said "bet u didn't see that coming."

jimin: IM WHEEZIDNDHDJ

joon: fuck off its not funny it actually hurts.

jimin: DUDE
jimin: YOU'RE GAY TOO.

joon: FIRST OF ALL, I'M BISEXUAL.

joon: i like guys but she's the only girl i fall head over heels for until now.

jimin: uh okay then why did u dump her?

joon: its complicated.

jimin: just like your sexuality.

joon: you're the most annoying gay ever.

jimin: hey but at least im not that complicated.

you've been blocked from sending messages to joon hyung 😣

jimin: YOU BLOCKED ME? SHGDGSGS BITCHSVSGS.
(message not sent!)