Cheesy Lines

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1. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

2. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

3. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

4. Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

5. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

6. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

7. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

8. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

9. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

10. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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