I wake up the next morning and relax for a few minutes, laying there enjoying my newly found freedom. I eventually get up get ready and start heading towards the city. Welcome to memphis, the sign says. "Memphis..." I say. "That's in Tennessee. Why am I in Tennessee?"
I start heading towards the city. Then I stop, and look over my back. I am relieved to see that my slide yesterday didn't rip my pants up and that my ass is not visible.
Armed with this information I confidently stride into memphis. I pickpocket a few people earning myself a hefty 500 dollars and decide to go see the sights.
I soon find that memphis doesnt have alot to offer. Either that or im just not looking in the right places. I try to check into a hotel but run into a major problem. The man at the counter wants to see my ID. I stand there staring at him. "What?" "I need your ID ma'am." "Um.......uh......" is my response. "Very well then" he replies. The man reaches under the counter and pushes a button. Before I can ask him what he just did the man says "please follow me" and starts to walk in the direction of the elevator.
I follow him and he makes a turn to the right leading me down a hallway full or doors. "Your room will be on the first floor" he says. The man opens a door and ushers me inside. I thank him and walk into the room. Just as i am about to turn the lights on the man slams my door, locks it, and says "the police will be with you soon maam."
I feel around for the light, turn it on, and find that I'm in a storage closet. I scream a few choice words at the bitch. Then i sit down and wait. I figure that I was a prisoner of the government before I escaped so I'm probably going back to the canopy. Fun, I think to myself as I prepare myself for the events to come.
