Prompt List

Sarcastic Prompt List

1. "Well, what can I say? I'm a badass."

2. "Define normal."

3. "Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"

4. "Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English."

5. "Don't look for any redeeming qualities. I don't have any."

6. "It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm."

7. "I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass."

8. "And you wonder why you're still single."

9. "Remind me to kill you. Please."

10. "I'm listening to you. I'm just not paying attention."

11. "That's a little melodramatic, don't you think?"

12. "Were you dropped on your head?"

13. "She's crazy. And just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there's a crazy underground garage."

14. "She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind close doors she's latex and whips."

15. "If my day gets any worse, I'm asking hell if they're having an exchange program."

16. "Sorry. I don't speak skank."

17. "If I survive, can I go home?"

18. "My middle finger salutes you."

19. "This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you."

20. "I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun."

21. "I don't have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."

22. "Insanity run in my family. It practically gallops."

23. "Oh darling. Go buy a brain."

24. "Somebody's cranky." "Somebody needs to shut up."

25. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

26. "All due respect, but that's a bunch of crap."

27. "I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind."

28. "Excuse me. I have to go make a scene."

29. "What did I tell you about calling her/him the devil?" "That it's offensive to the devil?"

30. "I heard that!" "You were supposed to!"

31. "I need therapy after this."

32. "You didn't get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly."

33. "I'm not weird. I am limited edition."

34. "I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned."

35. "I think you're weird." "I think you're boring."

36. "If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur."

37. "You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"

38. "I'm afraid I've been thinking..." "A dangerous pastime."

39. "I'd explain it to you, but you're brain would explode."

40. "Wow, there's a big surprise. I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die from surprise."