Prompt List

Prompt List #5

1. "Well, not everyday your uncle's boyfriend comes back from the dead so excuse me for acting surprised."

2. "Are you seriously throwing forks at me?"

3. "I'm here, I'm queer and I'm ready to kinkshame your ass 'til you can't walk."

4. "Do you ever chill?"
"Not really, no."

5. "And now we all know why (s)he doesn't get drunk."

6. "I never loved you, just the idea of you."

7. "I can die and my reaction would be meh."

8. "You shouldn't trust me planning weddings."

9. "Guess who broke their nose? I broke my nose!"

10. "I will come back from the dead most so you can pay me those £30, got it?"

11. "Have you lost your mind?"
"Yes, kinda."

12. "I knew it! You wouldn't ever like the way I am! You are just like the others, trying so hard to make the perfect daughter you never had!"

13. "Are you sure you wanna be friends with a back stabbing bitch like me?"

14. "I'm never touching that tie again."
"You just set it on fire, of course you won't."

15. "Today's lesson is that your morals are so low that I'm not even trying to stop you anymore."

16. "Educate yourselves, you sexist sons of bitches!"

17. "My logic is plain weird, don't ask."

18. "Does every evil genius have a secret fridge full of Nutella?"

19. "What's happening?"
"All I know is that my phone is dead and those weirdos we're saying something about a queen but that's not important."

20. "There's no way in hell you're going to do that."
"Why not?"

21. "Could you stop, Idk, murdering people for fun?"
"Did you just used idk in a verbal conversation?"

22. "I'm pretty sure you won't get tumblr popular if youjust lay chill"

23. "So actual methods didnt work... time to be problematic!"

24. "There's an angel blade stuck in my ass and that's what you're thinking about?"

25. "I wouldn't say that."
"I would."