Stray Kids on Crack

jeongin is evil

jeongin was never fond of the couples that surrounded him. well not couples, but he was completely aware of who was interested in who.

there was 'changlix', the 'skinship 101 get a fucking room'

minsung who denied every bit of believing that their crushes on each other were real.

and seungjin, who were like team rocket, they'd prank everyone yet when the members told them they looked like a couple. all you hear is a "ew gross, him?"

but he felt the tension , he knew everyones secrets. he was seen as innocent and chan didn't even know what he was doing. that's why he was never sporked.

once he got sporked he started crying and chan started crying. nobody can hurt the baby of stray kids because everyone would start crying.

anyways.

jeongin has many receipts of the drama he has seen. to where changbin has replied to cute comments saying I love you. Felix getting mad and yelling at him they didn't talk for 35 minutes and 12 seconds.

there was jisung who found a chan picture on minhoe's bed. which of course he never had. jeongin put it there because he wanted something interesting to happen. so they had an argument about if chan was hot or not. and they got sporked.

also seungmin did something on his own and jeongin didn't even had to do something. he called jisung's sweater cute and hyunjin decided getting triggered was the best plan and now jeongin has a 20 minute recording of their fight.

ah, love.

you know what jeongin loves?

his squirtle plushies. he has a whole army and is planning to take over Felix, Seungmin and Jisung's room one day. it will be accomplished. and he will have HIS OWN plushie room.

#givejeonginhisplushieroom2k18

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