In the Stray Kids home. WE. DO. NOT.
drink Pepsi.
now, why? come on hoes get with the program they drink, drink, and drink coke. except woojin. he's 10472928% water.
but one day, they went out to eat and did you know Taco Bell does not have coke? Well where I'm from, issa only Pepsi.
"can I have a medium coke." - chan
"sorry only Pepsi, Mountain Dew-" - random ass worker
"excuse me?" - minhoe popping from Chan's shoulder who is currently offended
"there is only-"
"no we heard you, it's just this family is a coke drinker" - jisung
"that sounds so wrong!" - seungmin
"yeah it should be coke sniffer." - changbin
"YOU STOLE MY JOKE HOE!" - jeongin who is so ready to right the, 'I love dark' hoe.
"YOU CALLING MY BOYFRIEND A HOE?!"
"Sir can you please-" - confused random ass worked again
"if you didn't hear first, we only drink coke." Chan sighed, "it is a sin to drink Pepsi"
"I'm sorry sir but we again have to say we don't-"
"Dad it's fine we got our own Coke." jeongin is the reassuring little angel who pulls out a bottle of coke. but just for himself. little asshole.
"well just order the food to go, sorry for the ruckus and wasting your time." chan ofc paid for that shit cause all his kids and woojin didn't want to.
after waiting 10 minutes, they got their orders and supposedly chan did get a drink. which was very confusing so he gave it to felix. because, why not? he ain't tryna poison himself.
while felix is drinking the drink. chan forgets the sauce so everyone is waiting at a table.
"felix what's that? can I have some?" hyunjin asked while pointing to the drink.
"why?" felix then questioned.
"because I'm thirsty"
"yeah hella thirsty for seungmin."
"I hate you." hyunjin sighed, little on groaning.
but while felix sipped his drink. it didn't seem right. I mean it tasted alright. but once he knew what he was drinking he started to cough.
"BITCH TACO BELL IS SATAN'S WORK" felix screamed.
and of course changbin was literally like ?!? because his boyfriend was 1. screaming, 2. screaming at the drink, now 3. screaming at the employees.
"DAD. THIS IS. SATAN'S. DRINK."
chan started to look at him, his eyes saying "shut the fuck up felix or else we're gonna get kicked out"
"DAD."
"WHAT FELIX COME ON."
"THIS IS. MOTHER. TRUCKING. PEPSI."
and ofc chan is deceased. his son drank Pepsi and now his life was crumbling. how dare they? how dare Taco Bell give his son a PEPSI. when they shouted how they only drink coke.
"my son is cursed by this wretched drink known as Pepsi, who the fuck decided it was a good idea to give the drink?" chan smiled to the same random ass worker who took their order.
"uh,, it wasn't me. it was one of your sons?" she answered with quite confusion.
"WHO?!? THEY'LL GET SPORKED. DAD DOES NOT LIKE CHILDREN WHO ARE SNAKES!"
and she pointed to the one and only woojin. "oh woojin"
"he isn't your son?"
"that's my wife sis, back the fuck up." and he pulled out a spork on the poor girl. #riprandomtacobellworker
"he ordered the first tacos and the drink."
"woojin! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WATER!"
woojin walked over and sighed. "you did not stop complaining about how Taco Bell didn't have coke. and you got the closest thing to it which is Pepsi. Please contain yourself Chan."
and chan stopped. felix stopped screaming.
"okay." - chan
"okay.." - felix
"we have coke at home, can we go now before we start a scene?"
chan nodded and got the kid's sauce and left. woojin apologized when they all went out the door bc he's a sweetheart.
#onlycokeforstraykids
#drinkdon'tsniff
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