Koopaling Zodiacs

Pickup Lines / Flirting

Jr "I'd paint a picture of you but it's impossible to recreate the irreplaceable and divine... how'd I do for big words? I don't even know what divine means." (Gemini, Cancer)

Larry "Hey... Do you need a bandaid? An angel like you must've scratched a wing falling from heaven like that..." (Sagittarius, Capricorn)

Roy "Damn, playboy must've been feeling nice to send me one of their top models." (Aries)

Wendy "Tell me I'm beautiful. NOW! DO IT!" (Leo, Taurus )

Morton "Id like to KISS you because when I'm with you I'm put in a state of NIRVANA and MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE is off the charts for you." (Pisces)

Iggy "*blushes* Y-yoU'rE mOre beaUtifUL tHan a S-suPer NovA..." (Aquarius)

Lemmy "*blushes smiling* I LUV U SOOOO MUCH PLEAASEEEEE BE MINE FOREVERRRR" (Libra, Virgo)

Ludwig "Did you just move from the subdominant to the supersonic? Because I think you're my perfect counterpoint." (Scorpio)

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Strings "Hey... Do you need a bandaid? You must've tried climbing down the ugly tree slow and steady, but tripped and fell hitting every single branch on the way down. Your face is fucked up."

I tried incorporating a few of the ideas you guys commented- I've been starting to roll on a creative streak and I'm getting allllll sorts of little project ideas so I will be posting more frequently I hope you all are having an awesome day <3