1. Plead you are innocent!
2. Ask the guard numerous questions.
3. Cry until someone comes for you. Probably won't be for a while...
4. If you are a lady, say you are pregnant. When they find out that you're not, say, "No, not pregnant! I said precious!!"
5. Dance in your cell.
6. Try to escape through the toilet!!
7. Write on the walls!
8. Jump up and down on your bed yelling "Weeeee!"
9. Sing the worlds most annoying song.
10. Throw a tea party for everyone!
11. Try to dig a tunnel.
12. Put your foot in the toilet and yell "WOOHOO!!!" while violently shaking your head back and forth.
13. When it's lunch time, compare the food to your mother's.
14. State your opinion loudly on everything about your old neighbors.
15. Write a poem. Recite it to all of the guards and other criminals.
16. Guess how the other people got in jail.
17. Play rock paper scissors all by yourself. Then accuse your left hand of cheating.
18. Pretend jail is school.
19. Sing the James Bond song.
20. Act out what you did to get in jail, what you did when you arrived, and what you're doing at that current moment.
21. Quiz the other criminals in your new game; "Are You Smarter Than A Prison Guard?"
22. Count all of the things in your cell.
23. If you do happen to go outside, get electricuted by the fence.
24. Do not get into a fight.
25. Compare your bed to the coldness of your ex's heart.
26. Attempt to smash rocks with only your hand.
27. If someone gets you out on bail, thank them millions of times.
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50 Things To Do When You're Bored
Random*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN R...
