Naruto - Male reader Insert

Tsunade

(Tsuki POV)

Tsuki: As I got back from my encounter with 'Madara' if bumped into Naruto and he was surrounded by rubber balls that had not popped but had a hole burst in them. Right as I was about to approach him I was dragged behind a tree by Jiraiya. "What are you doing?"

Jiraiya: "He is about to pass the rubber ba.." Before Jiraiya could finish what he was saying a loud bang echoed through the woods and Naruto was sent flying but just before he could hit a tree Jiraiya stopped him.

Naruto: "I did it Pervy sage.."

Tsuki: "Looks like he passed out..." I picked Naruto up off the ground and gave him a piggy back ride back to the Hotel." Once I had arrived and placed Naruto down Jiraiya came in.

Jiraiya: "Did you learn the Rasengan?" He turned very serious.

Tsuki: "Yes I did." I held out my hand and started to create it. "See." Jiraiya looked very surprised.

Jiraiya: "You really are a prodigy kid... And Naruto tells me that you went to perfect it swell.. I might even believe him at this rate." I smirked. "You didn't.."

Tsuki: "Oh but I did.. I call it Hakai Blade." I held out my other hand and started to create it. Jiraiya was practically losing his mind when he started to see the form in took. "I addressed the first issue with the rasengan before adding any elements to it. The first issue was range I ended that issue by making it form into a kunai. That was the hard part the easy part was adding the elements and by adding all the elements this was made."

Jiraiya: "I don't think even I could do that kid. You would make a good Hokage.." I chuckled.

Tsuki: "No that's Naruto's dream. My dream is to become the most powerful shinobi in all existence." Jiraiya frowned and somehow became even more serious if that was possible.

Jiraiya: "And after that what do you planning on doing?"

Kanashimi: "He brings up a good question."

Tsuki: "I don't know. It really depends on what has happened to get me to such power.. But it's late so I would like to get some sleep." Jiraiya sighed as I got into bed  to get some rest. 

(Time skip)

Jiraiya: "OK! LET'S GO!!...    Huh?"

Naruto: " 'Let's go' are you kidding me? Stop acting like a little kid would ya."

Tsuki: "I completely agree." Jiraiya fell on the floor

Jiraiya: "Your killing me here why are you guys in such a bad mood?" I was about to speak but Naruto jumped in front of me.

Naruto: "Why do you think I was still I the middle of training and now WE ARE LEAVING!!!"

Jiraiya: "Well you can learn the third step on the way there."

(Time skip to one they have arrived)

Tsuki: "Throughout the whole journey you have been flying backwards because of stage three of the Rasengan." I looked down a Naruto who was one the floor because of the previously mentioned ordeal.

Naruto: "Don't make fun of me Tsuki!"

Jiraiya: "Well I'm stumped that woman isn't any ware to be found." I caught a glimpse of Naruto walking of to a stand and the next thing I hear is.

Woman: "We have a winner of the lottery." I smirked tom my self as Naruto walked back towards me with his wallet.

Naruto: "Oh Gama-Chan you are cuter when you are chubbier!" Jiraiya looked ticked off.

Jiraiya: "Hey Tsuki, Naruto we are going to the top of the town it has a castle!"

(Time skip because I'm lazy)

Tsuki: "The castle is gone.."

Jiraiya: "So it is.."

Civilian: "Run for you lives!!"

Jiraiya: "Hey you there what's going on?? What are you running from??"

Civilian: "If your smart you'll run too there is a monster up there!!"

Tsuki: "Calm down what was the monster like and was it strong??"

Civilian: "A snake a huge snake!! And for strength well it crushed the castle without even trying!" He ran off.

Jiraiya: "Lets go this could be the work of Orochimaru!" 

(Time skip)

We found nothing except some more rubble it started to get dark so me Jiraiya and Naruto decided to go into a tavern (It was more of Jiraiya's idea) As soon as we walked in Jiraiya stopped and stared at this women at the back.

Jiraiya: "TSUNADE!!!"

Tsunade: "JIRAIYA!!!"

Tsuki: "Your kidding me.. Of all the places! Why!!" I fell onto my knees. "God only exists to punish me!! Every Damn Legendary Sannin Is a GIMMICK!!"

Tsunade: "What the? Jiraiya what are you doing here?!"

Tsuki: "Orochimaru is the 'evil' one, Jiraiya is the Pervy one, And she is the alcoholic, gambler of the group!"

Jiraiya: "Finally I have been looking everywhere for you. Should of known you would off been here."

Tsuki: "Is no one going to acknowledge me?!"

(Time skip)

Tsunade: All five of us are sitting at a table. "Its like a reunion all the old faces coming back at the same time."

Tsuki: ("I bet she's talking about Orochimaru.")

Jiraiya: "Your talking about Orochimaru."

Tsuki: ("Called it!")

Jiraiya: "So what happened?"

Tsunade: She stared at her accomplice Shizune menacingly for a few seconds. "Nothing much just said hello that's about it."

Tsuki: "Doubt it."

Tsunade: "What do you mean?"

Tsuki: "The way you stared a Shizune for a second there tells me your telling her to keep your mouth shut. I also doubt that you bumbled into Orochimaru around here in a gambling town it is much more likely that he came looking for you, this maybe because he just wanted to say hello or the fact that he knows that you are a skilled medical ninja. But why you? Most likely because of the fact he got his arms sealed by the third Hokage. He may have offered you something in return.."

Tsunade: "Watch it kid that mouth might get you killed."

Tsuki: "Yeh right, you are suited for close range combat but I myself am a all rounder using the right jutsu I could incapacitate you." She gave me a death glare.

Jiraiya: "Tsuki be quiet.. In its wisdom the village has come to the decision to name you the Fifth Hokage." I saw Naruto nearly choke on fish a Shizune went wide eyed.