incoming call: my muffin<3
"babe!"
"hey my love. how was your first day?"
"it was good. the campus is pretty nice and my dorm room mate finally showed up today. her names libby. she's alright and she has a pet fish. i love the fish."
"you're a dork."
"and libby, well, she kinda is quiet and i don't think she likes how hyper i am."
"well i think libby can take her fish and shove it up her ass if she doesn't like you. who wouldn't like you?"
"libby, libby doesn't like me."
"cupcake, it's the first day she's been there, i'm sure she'll love you."
"we'll see. anyways, i miss you."
"miss you more."
"it's hard to sleep you know. i freeze and i don't have anyone to cuddle and a pillow doesn't do any justice."
"yeah, pillows are shitty. i want you next to me."
"this is hard dude."
"oh i know. i'm hard for you."
"sicko!"
"what happened to perv?"
"i can only call you that so much."
"well, i can't help it. i haven't seen you in a month, and let me tell you, my hand-"
"no! stop! i don't wanna know! you stupid feathered, pea brained, being."
"that's called an ostrich. damn. you really need to learn your animals baby."
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midnight laughs(slow updates)
Short Story#818!in short story as of November 12th , 2017 a girl is called in the midst of a night by a random guy that is looking for a friend and somehow their unlikely friendship turns into something much more. aka fucking cliche (: bc that's what i do •swe...
