17 | call

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dyldo is calling penelope
call accepted

"hey princess..."

"hey dee-
dylan."

"im outside. can
you open up?"

"id rather not."

"..."

"...

i have wontons."

"so i heard.

i have flowers."

"so i heard."

"listen, penny.

i-im really into you."

"dylan, i-"

"before you shut me down
just hear me out, okay?

you're so perfect to me,
penny. i know ive treated
you like shit in the past but
that was just because you're
so gorgeous and confident
and i was so intimidated and
nervous.

all i want to do is give you
these flowers and take you
on cheesy dates and treat
you like the princess you
are."

"im so sorry dylan.

i shouldn't have acted
the way i did in the
past few years.

i really like you and
i want you to be that
person."

"really?

oh my god, you
almost gave me a
heart attack.

actually, you are
giving me a heart attack.

you're serious?"

"of course.

but doing this
over the phone is
kinda douchey."

"i would be doing
this in person if
you'd open the door.

im literally talking to
a wall.

can you please come
out now?"

"okay, i will."

call ended

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