Mine! No stealing please! I was texting my friend Dan.
Me : hi whats up?
Dan : Wait i have to f*ck this goat.
Me : what?
Dan : I have to f*ck my dad's goat.
Me : ummm....
Dan : Oh sh*t, i meant feed! stupid auto correct!
Me : oh good. i thought you were really gonna f*ck that goat.
Me : Wait why does your dad even have a goat anyway?
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Funny Texts
RandomThis book is basically about, you know. texts. (; *Some texts are not mine unless STATED.*
