"How is he alive?!" Sherlock demanded.
"Calm down Sherlock before you kill someone." Moriarty said calmly, picking up a cup of the alien vegetable juice from the counter.
"How did you survive? I watched you shoot yourself in the head." Sherlock said with a lining of hatred and interest, the Doctress casually refilling both men's cups and walking back over to the kitchen lean back on the counter and wait for her cake. "And better yet, why are you here?"
"The Doctress invited me. Technically, everyone invited me. You wouldn't let me come to the party otherwise would you?" Moriarty said calmly before draining a cup and looking down at it. "Lovely drink by the way Doctress, it's not from this country, is it?"
"Sure, you could say that." The Doctress said, putting on a smile before turning and glaring at Anderson. "Anderson, go stand by the door please." The Doctress said, walking away to the kitchen an pulling a cake out of the oven. "There should be quite a few more people coming. Also, no one wants your face in this room or you might be the first one murdered. If you want to stay, please call the body cleanup crew or morgue in advance."
"Oh come on, your joking." Anderson objected, getting glared at by everyone in the room, causing him to have to try awkwardly to walk out of the room, slipping past Mycroft who was by the doorway and Lesterade as he walked in the room.
"How is he alive? Moriarty?" John asked, walking over into the kitchen, leaving Mycroft to supervise the two most possible to murder each other and the chief who was now seriously regretting accepting the invite. "Sherlock saw him shoot himself in the head, and I know Sherlock, he's not wrong if he says that Mycroft was dead."
"Well John, if people don't want to tell you how they fake their deaths, I would advise you don't ask them. Or try to ask behind their backs." The Doctress said, cranking a timer. "Now I have a lot more to do, people to pick up, manslaughter to keep from happening. Pull the rainbow cake out when the timer goes off, and reset the timer for ten minutes, then pull out the other cake please John. Oh, and I love that you and Sherlock are together, but I'll keep quiet, in case your not public."
The Doctress was seemingly taking over the situation, and she walked between the two, Jim and Sherlock, and crossed her arms as they continued to glare at each other before she sighed and shook her head angrily before pushing Sherlock into his chair and pulling Moriarty downstairs by the ear which got a lot of complaints from the full grown man as he complained like a child.
"Look Jim, sit here, on this sofa, without your phone, for ten minutes. Ask Mrs.Hudson for tea. I have some people to pick up." The Doctress ordered before taking his phone right out of his pocket and walking out of the house and going into her TARDIS and whoorp-whoorping off to somewhere.
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Something is Wrong (Johnlock and DoctorWho)
FanfictionWarning ⚠️ This is an old story that contains Johnlock and a self-insert OC from 2014. Synopsis; The Doctress is a Timelord who would prefer it if everyone stopped judging the red box by its cover. A mix of Sherlock and Doctor Who, this story is fi...
