Emily meets 2 fucking idiots. Hey one is a Asian thot and hey the other one ate her muffins. -Insert spicy stuff here- The asian is beautiful btw. This story is beautiful.
As I sat my fat ass down I wanted to play minecraft. Wait shit minecraft is over rated, fuck it roblox. I stripped naked and went on roblox. Wait a second, that person looks like George Washington.
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Fuck him, my charecter is sexy.
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''Oi Fam,'' I screamed at him.
''SUCK MY SUBWAY SANDWHICH,'' As the George Washington turned I realised somehting... I fucked up... His beautiful carved cheek bones, his dark brown eyes... he looks like something that has fallen from heaven. Swiftly he turned around and strut towards me with determination lurking in his eyes... then he spoke...
''THOU ART IS A FUCKING IDIOT,'' Oh my very eloquent. I wiggle my sexy ass eyebrows and spanked him.
''Im your daddy,'' I say to the George Washington. Then the muffin man came onto the game. Boii he looks ugly af.
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We started eating his muffin, blue berry, yum. We then went into the team 10 house amd dabbedc mthe fuc,gj awys. We then died and my computer blew up.
I dabbed my way into school.
''Thats not school shoe's,'' A troll said to me. ''You have to change them,'' I cautiously walked towards thy troll, while thinking what I was going to say. I got an idea. I took a deep breathe and spoke thus.
''Fuck you shit bag troll lookin ass bitch faggot hope you drown,'' Then a sexy asian walked past me with bleach on her moustache.
''Oh no she's hot,'' My gay thoughts said as Aiden who doesnt even go to our fucking school walked towards me.
''WHAT DID I MISS?!'' He then blew up. As I walked through the playground I searched for our friends, Ella and Rodney. I then noticed no one was even here. Picking up the pace, I ran to my home base. No one was in the class... I crept towards the computer and looked at the date...
''DFSDBgfioDFGBLKjbfds'' Its a saturday. I made my way up to the extension and I saw some of my sexy friends hiding... I walked in and saw they are holding a teacher hostage.
''Why thre fuck ste you holding a teacher hostyage on a fucking satuday?'' They all dabbed and threw the teacher out the window. Ugly af Aiden and sexy sophia walked up to me.
''Mr Cowbell is in the next room,'' We all walked in the next room where asian girl picked up a nerf gun and started shooting him.
''Thats for telling me off for saying maybe you cunt,'' We all T-bagged him and farted up his asshole.
We then blasted gods holy song in his ear.
I quickly made my way out of the school, managing to get away from the evil friends. I sat on top of the building I looked into the sun set. FUCK I WANNA PLAY ROBLOX. I then got up and jumped off the roof. Suddenly a black hole opened and I got sucked in. I felt horny. I then dabbed and realised I got sucked into the roblox world. DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB, Greatest day in my life. I farted and then went back to the real world.
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Sorry for almost killing you with a pizza and I need to get paid for this.
