Phantom Thief (KnB/Kaitou Kid)

Again, I am NOT Kaitou Kid!

Kaito had a huge headache. A major one, and Aoko's loud, tsundere mouth wasn't helping.

"... Wrong.." He absentmindedly muttered, meaning to say 'this day is wrong' and only getting the last word out.

Aoko stopped her nonsense chatter, an insulted expression on. Her tone was disbelieving, "Excuse me, Kaito?"

"Oh!" The male snapped to reality. "What were you saying again?"

"I can't believe you!" The brunette squeaked, "Kaito, you idiot!!"

With a hard slap on Kaito's face, Aoko left running out of the room.

Kaito cluelessly wrinkled his brows, "What did I do?"

Meanwhie, Aoko was fighting back her tears of embarrassment. Her face was flushed, heart beating rapidly. I can't believe I just confessed to him, and he didn't even hear!!

~•~•

"He's back!"

Students of Teiko High were huddled up together, chattering about some 'he'. Murmuring to themselves like he was a predator, dreading his arrival.

Gasp..! As one gasp echoed, the high schoolers hurriedly scattered like mice at the sight of a cat.

"It's really him.." Some mutter in awe, admiration, and fear.

One Murasakibara Atsushi sighed irritably, his brows furrowed in sleep-deprivation. Bags hung under his bloodshot eyes, hair let loose.

He was finally back after one month suspension--- what got him suspended? He was found out to be a professional hacker, but fortunately they were unable to determine who he was as a hacker.

The teachers, determined to cover his job, told the students that Murasakibara almost killed some goons. It earned him the reputation he never had before, his schoolmates coming to fear him.

"Muro-chin..." The purplenette whined. "My hair..."

The ravenette beside him sighed. "Okay then. Here, bend down, Atsushi."

He did as told, and Himuro stretched the hair tie before tying his purple hair with it, rather messily I may add.

"It's messy..." The giant whined again.

"Stop whining and let's go. We still have morning practice." Dragging Murasakibara by the wrist, Himuro paid no mind to the gazes filled with mixed emotions.

When lunch came, the ravenette just brethed out a sigh of exasperation when he found out that Murasakibara was nowhere to be seen.

Heading to the principal's office, he opened the door to be greeted with a nameplate containing--- Murasakibara Usui. Behind the desk was his purplehead friend, a laptop lying on his lap.

His phone rang the moment Murasakibara pressed the enter button.

Purple006 sent you a message.

Warning: The username has caused an error.

Warning: Error!

Looking back to his friend, he couldn't help but ask, "You're Purple006?"

Murasakibara cluelessly blinked. "Show me your laptop," Himuro ordered.

The purplenette grinned, "A hacker cannot just show his computer to others, friend or not."

Smirking, Himuro replied. "Just confirmed my suspicion, number 1 hacker."

In this story, revelations are made.

~•~•

The detective paced around his office, unsure of what to do. "Damn that Hakuba..." He muttered.

"Inspector Nakamori," Hakuba called, "You heard what the scientist said. Kaitou Kid is but a mere 17 year old."

"Aggghh!" Nakamori growled. "I've been hots on his tail for I-don't-know-how-many years,Hakuba! He cannot be a teen!"

"Tsk. Tsk. Just remember, Nakamori." The teen-aged detective reminded.

"Be careful of who you trust. That Kuriba Kaito near you daughter... he's the suspect."

An employee tapped his shoulder, making him shriek like a 15-year old girl. Earning an apology, he shook his head and grabbed the coat on his desk.

"I'm going." Before exiting the building and heading to where his daughter and her friend currently were.

He found them walking home together, and he sure as hell noticed that Kaito did have some kind of features that resembled Kid's.

Talking for a while, he ended it with this statement, "You, prove to me that you are not Kaitou Kid!" Dramatically pointing at the ravenette.

"Eh?" Kaito blinked.

"Eh." Aoko nodded, then, "EEEEEHHHH??!!"

She incredulously turned to her father. "Papa! What are you saying? Kaito's too young to be Kid!" (Reyshi: Just want to say, Ironic.)

Kaito, on the other hand, asked. "Did Hakuba tell you that?"

Inspector Nakamori blinked. "Huh? How did you know?"

Kaito shrugged. "He seems to hate me."

"Doesn't matter!" The older objected. "You fit the description of Kid. Mischievious, tricky, and most of all.... you're a magician!"

"But isn't he too old to be me?"

"He's Kid! He never gets old."

"Wow."

"And also, we tested a fallen hair of Kid's and he turned out to be the same age as you!"

"Ugh. I am not Kaitou Kid! Why do people suspect me?"

"If I hadn't known you, Kaito, I would've suspected you too." Aoko pointed out.

Kaito pretended to ignore her, but in his mind, Then you don't know me at all Aoko.

~•~•

"Why is that Hakuba so damn bent on finding my identity out?" Shadow murmured, raking his fake black hair.

"And he doesn't even seem to want to catch you," Kagetora replied.

"I know." The ravenette grinned sharply. "He's after Kid."

Still grinning, he cackled. "But, unfortunately, he's not gonna find 'em."

"He'll only get to the kid of Kaitou Kid."

"Get it? Haha!"

"Hey!!"

"Tora...?"

"Oi, Tora. Why are you ignoring me?"

"Hey."

Kagetora facepalmed. "Please, don't turn into Izuki for me, Kuro."

"So you realized.."

~•~•

Shorttttt!!!

-Murasakibara Usui is an OC, Atsushi's uncle and principal of Teiko. He likes to spoil the giant, and is like a father to him.

-You probably get the ending but I'm just gonna say this: Tetsu made a pun out of Kid's name.