The Adventures of Jimmy Turner

Part Eight

As Eugene went to go to the bathroom, he noticed something. He saw a long, sexy staff. It was their old sensei, Long Shir Wang Goo Silvers, the legendary rice gather. "Hello my child, Eugene. I have heard that Handjob has returned. I will help you train and fight him." Eugene continued to piss. The old man continued to go to another stall. "Oh yeah, uh, uh, oh yeah."

Eugene finally responded. "Mmmmmmm... I'd love for you to come help us." Eugene finished pissing. He walked to the sink.

"Why the fuck are YOU washing your hands?" Bellowed Long Shir Wang.

"I'm not as disgusting as you think I am..." Eugene washed his hands. As Eugene looked back, he noticed that the rice gatherer had disappeared. Eugene left the restroom.