I was only nine years old and I loved Whole Foods so much. I owned all the coupons and club cards. I pray to Whole Foods every night, thanking it for the life I have been given "Whole Foods is love.", I say, "Whole Foods is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Whole Foods. I call him a twat. He slaps me and sends me to my room. I am crying now, because my face hurts. I go into my bed and it is very cold. Suddenly, I feel a warmth moving towards me. I feel something touch me...
...Could it be...?
Oh my lord-
It's Whole Foods! I am so happy! It whispers into my ear, "This is my STORE." It grabs me with its powerful hipster hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Whole Foods, it penetrates my butthole AND MUH ASS IS ON FIYA, but I do it for Whole Foods. I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against its force. I want to please Whole Foods. It roars a mighty roar as it fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Whole Foods looks him deep in the eyes and says, "BUY MY FUCKIN VEGAN GLUTEN FREE CHEESELESS CAKES!" Whole Foods leaves through my window.
Whole Foods is love, Whole Foods is life...
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Whole Foods is love. Whole Foods is life.
FanfictionBefore I start, shoutout to my man itrulydohaveachance, for giving me the ungodly idea for... WHATEVER THIS IS... Well...OKAY... This is going to be one hell of a first fanfic... A quick backstory to this monstrosity;I sent a pic of some random Whol...
