Woah, you're gay

Chapter 3

     If either of them said that their night was anymore than horrible then they'd be lying. Landon woke up with Chayton's arms around him and Chayton nuzzled his face into the crook of Landon's neck. Landon pushes Chayton off, ears and face hot as fire.

     "What are you doing?!" he screamed, still blushing.

     "I...i'm sorry I thought you were Jayda," he rasped in a deep voice while rubbing his eyes. Landon mutters something under his breath, but Chayton didn't catch it. He then got off the NASTY bed. And walked to their hotel room.

     "Whatever i'm going to get breakfast and when i get back you better be presentable," Landon growled, snatching open the door.

     "W-why don't... don't we have breakfast together?" Chayton stuttered, quickly jumping out of the bed.

     "Why? You scared a rat will come after you?" Landon chuckled, raising one eyebrow.

     "I-i just don't want to be alone, ok?" Chayton growled, not daring enough to look Landon in his eyes. Landon just hummed.

      "Okay...well put a shirt on I can see your pepperoni nipples," He chuckled lightly, trying to lighten the mood, and it worked. Chayton let out a deep chuckle and put his shirt on. When they were walking Chayton's mind wandered to dangerous places.

     "Hey, so... do you wanna eat here? Or go to a cafe?" Landon asked, looking over at the flushed Chayton.

     "Um... uh a-a cafe," Chayton mumbled, looking down.

     "Uh, ok," Landon responded. And they continued to walk. All of the walking gave Chayton to think about everything. Even though his mind was on what he saw last night.

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    Chayton woke up to a whine. When he looked over Landon was trembling and letting out whimpers. And without hesitation he wraps his arms around him and fell back asleep.

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      "...yton. Chayton are you even listening?!" Landon groaned. When he got Chayton's attention he grabbed his hand and pulled him into the iHop. When they walked past the server to the table she stared straight at Chayton. Now, Chayton was attractive, but seriously?! So, they sat down and tried not to look at each other until the server came. From one look Landon could tell this girl was bad news. She looked like she would try extra hard to be badass when in reality she wasn't anything near. Landon thought she looked insecure. But the smirk on her face pissed him off. But it was probably the fact that he woke up in a bed other than his own.

     She smiled over me and immediately to Chayton, who obviously was uncomfortable. "What would you l-"

      "Uh, yeah we would both like some pancakes with a side of bacon," Landon interrupted her, "oh, and Chayton would you like some scrambled eggs too?" But before Chayton could answer he told the girl to just give them eggs also. But in the worst way ever.

       "Mhmm," she hummed, biting the tip of her pen in, i guess, a seductive way.

      "Yo, we're hungry can you go please before you ruin my appetite," Landon snarled. When the server left Chayton looked over at Landon with an eyebrow raised.

     "You good?" he asked Landon. Landon looked at him and sighed.

   "She just REALLY irritated me, sorry," he sighed. When the girl came back she almost threw the food at Landon and gently set Chayton's food down in front of him like he was a king.

   "Tha...thanks," Chayton stuttered, fidgeting in his seat under gaze of the disgusting waitress.

    "Has anyone ever told you how attractive you are?" she asked, almost a little to serious.

     "U-Uh, i...i am told that some-sometimes," admitted Chayton, although his face was the color of a fresh set fire.

      "So... do you have a phone number or...?" she asked, slightly leaning against the table nearly causing it to flip.

      "U-uh, I-i-" He had no chance to speak when Landon let a growl tear threw his throat.

      "GOD CAN'T YOU TAKE A FUCKING HINT HE'S MINE," Landon roared, causing both Chayton and the server to stare at him with strange looks.

       "Landon that's ga-"

      "NO HOMO," Landon yelled at Chayton.

     "God, all you had to say was he had a girlfriend," she grumbled, slammed the bill down, and stomped away. When Chayton looked back at Landon with a smirk Landon put his head down on the table. So, Chayton quickly ate his breakfast and they both went back to the motel, packed, got in the car.

     "Welp, you might as well read it now," Chayton yawned.

     "Ok," mumbled Landon, unwrapping the letter from it's pretty packaging.

DEAR LOSERS,

     YO, YOUR NEXT LOCATION IN IS MISSISSIPPI SO YEAH HAVE FUN!! FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS XXX BUTTSEX LANE!!! HAVE FUN!!!

                                                                    LOVE THE FLIEST BITCH EVA,

                                                                                                 JAYDA JONES