Aloha Argentina

Chapter 4

The 3 of them. Josh, Megan, and Rajesh. Walked into the main hall for the math department. "What are we doing here?" Asked Raj in his funny indian accent. "We need an Asian" said josh. "What?" Said Raj and Megan at the same time. "Ya have 2 whites and an Indian. Now all we need is a Asian guy and a black guy" said josh, clearing things up for them. Megan and Raj nodded in understanding. "We are in Asian heaven right now boys. The math department!" Josh said, raising his voice. They walked down the hall until they stood in the centre of everybody. "Hello Asians!" Josh yelled. Everyone in the hall stopped and stared at him. "I have come to find a Asian who is willing to travel to Argentina to find Hitler! Is there anyone here brave enough to do so?" Josh yelled. 3 Asians ran up In front of him and stood, parallel to each other with excellent posture. "Tell me your name, country of origin, and what you could do to help us!" Josh yelled again. "I am Hadaiki Ito!" The first man yelled. "I come from Japan! I wish to aid you in your quest to find hitler so that he may lead Germany once more and reform the axis powers and restore Japanese imperial glory!" "I am Wu Qing!" Said the second Asian, a women this time. "I come from China! I spent 20 years in a shitty Chinese fishing village! I know what it's like to live in a shit hole like Argentina!" "I am Po Chi Minh!" Said the third Asian who was a man. "I come from Vietnam! I fought for the Vietcong during the Vietnam war! I spent a dozen years fighting in the jungles and I would be a great resource to your survival in Argentina!" Josh looked from one to the other. "We have a winner! The Vietnamese guy wins!" All the other Vietnamese cheered. The Japanese guy killed himself and was carried away by the other Japanese. "What's your name?" Josh asked their new companion. "Po Chi Minh" He said. "Nah that too complicated. How about David? You look like a David to me." Josh said like the asshole he was. "I will be whatever you want me to be sir!" Yelled David. "Well then, welcome to the crew David."