Aloha Argentina

Chapter 5

Our heroes entered exited the university. They walked with josh in the lead, all the way off of he school's property. They walked down a street and turned into an alley way. 2 men stood there in the dim light of the moon. They were hunched over something held in te man on the left's hand. "Damn that's the good stuff" josh heard. "Ya grade a premium" "how much" "$700 for all of it man" "man that's-" he was cut short when Megan stepped on a stick. Both men turned to looked at them. The man on the left drew a gun. "I knew I couldn't trust you! You brought the cops here!" He yelled, now pointing his gun at the other man. "No man I didn't I swear!" Said the other man. "Say you last words dirt bag!" Said the man on the left who was now pressing his revolver into the other man's forehead. The other man began to whimper and cry, but he let out his final words. "Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang-" the man was cut short as a pulled tore through his head. Entering though his left ear and coming out the other. A trail of sired brain tissue and blood tailed the bullet as it continues its flight past the man's head and into a wall. The man dropped to the ground dead. The man who had formerly been on the left of the other, turned to face josh. Smoke emanated from the end of josh's hand gun. "I can't stand that song" josh said while holstering the weapon. "That's was m'a kill you 'lil bitch" yelled the man! "We are assembling a crew" josh said. "A crew of elite people who are perfect for a jungle expedition." "And why would I know anythin' about no jungle?" Asked the man. "Not the jungle. You see, there are many drug cartels in the jungles of South America. We could use your expertise on the drug trade to help us find our target." Josh said. "And who might that be?" "Adolf Hitler!" The man looked at josh stunned. "He lives?" "We believe so." "Well daaaaamn why didn't you just say so in the first place brotha!" The man said while wrapping his arm around josh's shoulders. "I'm in!" "Cool. what's your name?" Asked Megan like a dumb ass. She clearly couldn't read the large tattoo plastered across the man's forehead. It read Dquan which he proceeded to spell out for her. "Welcome to the team Dequan." Josh said while shaking his hand. "Is that it? Do we have everyone?" Raj Asked. "Yes we do!" Said josh. "Our next step is to hijack a plain!" "A what?!" They a said together in total confusion. 'This is it, this is where I become rich and famous' Josh thought.