Aloha Argentina

Chapter 7

2 hours later
They pulled up in front of the airport and exited their vehicle. They passed 2 policeman who were chatting as they entered the airport.
"Hey did you hear about what happened to ron?" One officer asked the other. "Ya, they say he was sucked dry!" The other said in reply. "Ya it was one of those damn latinos. Found his body in her trunk. She must have killed him and raped his corps and then stolen his sperm to sell to a sleek bank." Said the 1st officer.
'If only that were what had happened' thought all five of them and e rétine reading this.

They entered the gates, checked their baggage in, and were searched for weapons. For whatever reason the airport security searched Daquan for 30 minutes yet they only searched the others for about 10 seconds. After determining that Daquan did not have any weapons on him, they him through. The crew boarded a boing 170, took their seats, and waited. They waited nearly an hour before pulling off their stunt. As they had no weapons because of the tight security, they had to improvise. As soon as the in flight meal was served, each of them grabbed their complimentary sporks and stood up. "This is a hijacking!!!" Josh yelled. "Allah ackbar!!" Yelled some random Pakistani guy who blew himself up. The explosion tore a hole in the side of the plane. A dozen passengers were sucked outside of the aircraft but somehow our 5 heroes (who were not in their seats) were. It harmed. The My climbed Into the 1st class cabin and locked the doors behind them. Apparently everyone here had been to high to notice that there was a hole in the other compartment and they get the plain was spinning around. 2 flight attendants emerged from the cockpit, armed with peanuts. They threw the peanuts at our protagonists. One landed in raj's general area and had a bad allergic reactions it. Another landed in some guys mouth and he choked and died. The attendants realized their efforts were fertile and pulled out sporks of their own. The two sides engaged in a spork battle. The likes of which the world had never seen. Megan haves her sporks into the corneas of one attendant, while David karate chopped the attendants head clean off. Josh kicked the other attendant in her vagina but she didn't flinch. Daquan started rapping which made her angry as she was a crazy old lady. She yelled and threw herself on Daquan. "Yoink!" Said josh as he threw the attendant off of Daquan and out a window that could open for some reason. The crew (without Raj cuz he's gay) entered the cockpit.

"Not this time you won't!!! I wont let you terrorists fly this plane into another building!!" Said the pilot who put the plain into a nose dive. "VALHALLAAAA!!!!" He screamed as the plane dove towards the ocean. David lost his balance and fell head first Into the man's groin. The pilot howled in pain and died. Raj finally stopped being such a gay pussy and entered the cockpit, took the wheel, and stopped the nosedive. "Argentina here we come" Said josh.