Note To Self: Do Not Commit Suicide [On Hold]

Note to self: Do not attempt to commit suicide again [7]

Note to self: Do not attempt to commit suicide again 

- Chapter 7

CHANTIE'S POV

"What? Why? This is getting fun." Michelle whispered back. I rolled my eyes and sighed at her. There was no use in stopping her...

DAVE'S POV

I felt like I was going to die. Not really thought. I thought Chantie was overreacting about the whole Michelle thing but boy was I wrong. Don't get me wrong, Michelle's the best but she's too kind. Another thing that is really bothering me is the fact that Chantie is going to sleep over at my house tomorrow. My life isn't exactly as perfect as she thinks it is. It would be really embarrassing if mum brings home one of her guy 'friends' if you know what I mean. Gwen might get the wrong impression of her and demand that I unfriend her. It wouldn't be the first time that my little sister had done that to someone.

I was standing in the kitchen with Michelle and Chantie. Chantie was eating a chocolate mud cake while Michelle was waving the knife around in the air. She was giving me 'the' talk. 'The' talk! (Emphasizes on 'the' a million times.)

Honestly, I have never had 'the' talk before. My mother never really paid attention to her own children so she didn't really give a crap about me and Gwen.  

Michelle on the other hand was a mother, a real mother. She could probably win the best mother of the year award and that's because I would definitely nominate her. Michelle cared about her children, even thought Chantie isn't her real daughter. I want a mother like Michelle but I don't have such luck.

"Do you know where babies come from?" Michelle asked suddenly which interrupted my thinking. My eyes widened in shock. Of course I did! I surprisingly, I had learnt a lot from sex education.

Chantie choked on her cake. Ha suck.

"Yes I do," I said quietly, a little bit embarrassed.

"Would you care to explain?" Michelle persuaded me.

"Umm, not really," I laughed nervously.

"That's disappointing," Michelle tsked at me. The entire time Chantie was watching us with amusement. It was so embarrassing...

"I'm sorry?" I didn't know why I apologized to her, it just came out automatically.

Michelle and Chantie exchanged glances. They both cracked up in laughter. Something was up with those two. I gave them an odd look which made them laugh even more. I could see a tear drop down Chantie's face. She was laughing so hard that she was crying. I find that extremely funny but I decided to keep my cool and remain calm.

"Would you guys care to explain what's so funny?" I asked feeling really left out. They both stared at me and calmed down. Finally their laughing fit had ended.

"Sorry about that, we really had to get that out," Chantie smiled hugely. Yeah go figures.

I stood there like an idiot. "Oh sorry Dave, Chantie and I are just having fun." Michelle said breathless from all of the laughing.

"Nah its okay..." I said oddly.

"Yeah it's just that Michelle's been acting a wee bit weird since she found out that she's pregnant," Chantie explained.

"Michelle's pregnant?" I said, shock filling my voice. She didn't look pregnant. She's probably a few weeks off or something.

"Yeah, she just found out. That's why she's a bit fanatical these days. It's the baby hormones," Chantie whispered the last part.

"Oh that makes sense. I'm a bit oblivious sometimes," I chucked to myself. Chantie smiled cutely. She pretended to act all innocent.

"Why don't you look at that? Its bed time for you kiddos," Michelle said, her eyes were on the clock. It was 10:20pm. Wow times fly by when you're having fun. It wasn't my usual bedtime, wait I don't have a bedtime. Well I would usually sleep later but I was feeling exhausted today.

Chantie and I went back into her room. Michelle had already prepared everything for me. There was a single bed air mattress next to Chantie's bed. She even got me a warm blanket and a few pillows. On the bed was a pair of pajamas. They were probably one of Gabe's. I was really grateful of Michelle's consideration.

"Hey I'm gonna shower first," I told Chantie.

"Yeah sure thing," she replied. "The bathroom is over there," Chantie pointed to the door opposite her room.

"Thanks," I said before I left her room. I walked over to the direction of where Chantie pointed. On my way towards the bathroom I saw Michelle cooing Jamie to sleep. It was endearing. I waved to her and she waved back. Jamie turned around from Michelle's arm and waved at me too. I smiled at him.

I got into the shower and turned the water on. The taps were stuffed up so I had trouble with the water system. Cold water poured onto my back. I didn't bother to move away from the freezing water pouring down on my back. In fact, it was a bit soothing after a while. After a very long period of time of waiting, the warm water finally came. Once I had finished taking a shower, I got dressed. Oh shit. I forgot to get the pajamas on the bed.

Geez I am such an idiot, I said, very infuriated, to myself. I grabbed a towel from the rack and quickly dried myself with it. I wrapped it around my waist. My hair was still wet as I could feel the cold droplets of water dripping onto my back. I walked over to the door and slowly turned the door knob. Crap it was jammed. Oh no, please don't tell me that I'm stuck in here forever.

I tried again. No use. Hopefully, the third time's the charm. Using all of my mite, I turned the door handled as hard as I could. Once again, nothing happened. After all of that time of trying to open a locked door, it was all pointless.

Oh I was a massive idiot today. I forgot to unlock the door. Smartly, I unlocked the door and opened it to reveal...