A multigenerational tale of the heroic garfield and his never-ending battle against evil!
WARNING: THIS IS NOT FOR BABIES. THIS CONTAINS VULGAR LANGAGE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
SUDENLY A GAS LEAK HAPPEN AND EVERYONE DIES EXCEPT GARFIELD WHO WAS SENT FLYING BY THE EXPLOSION.
AS HE FLIES HE SEES THE DEAD BODIES OF JOHN, ODDIE FLYING FROM THE EXPLOSION. BUT HE DOESN'T CARE. BUT THEN HE LEFT HIS LAZANYA HE WAZ FULLED WITH RAGE.
THE ONE WHO KILLED THE LAZANYA WAS DARTH VADER. Darth Vader's dick hung out through a window in his suit. It was gray and wrinkly like an uncooked sausage. It had several tubes feeding different colored fluids into it's shaft.
GARFIELD BEGINS TO GROW ENRAGED. HIS EYES BEGIN TO GLOW BOTH RED AND BLUE AS A POWERFUL AND BUETYFUL AURA SURROUNDS HIM AS HE YELLS " I HATE MONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"
GARFIELD IS NOW Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Ultimate Super God Saiyan 4.
BUTT AS SOON ASS GARFONKLER IZZA GONNARIA ATTACK DARYH
VADER, HANK HILLS COMES UOT NOWHER AND SEZ "GARFELD I WILLY KICKER YOURE ASS GODDANGIT, AND IM GOING TO UZEMY STANR,, PROPANUSE NIGHTMARRE.
A BLUE MAN APPEARED BEHIND HAND. HE WAS BUFF AND BLUE ANDHAD A PROPANE TANK FOR A HEAD HE POINTED AT GARFIELD Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Ultimate Super God Saiyan 4.
BUT GARFIELD THEN DABS ON PROPANE NIGHTMARE AND BEGINS CHARGING HIS Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Ultimate Super God Saiyan 4 SPITIT BOMB.
PROPANE NIGHTMARE SURGED AT GARFEILD AND STARTED PUNCHING AT HIM BTU GARFIELD Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Ultimate Super God Saiyan 4 WAS TOO CONCENTRATED TO CARE AND YAWNED AND CONTINUES CHARGING HIS SPIRIT BOWMB AND DARTH VADER GRABBED HIS CUT "SABER TOOTH TIGER".
hE ATTACKED GARFIELD WITH HIS "SABER" BUT GARFIELD DODGED AND RELEASE LASAGAD HIS SPIT BOMB AT HANK HILL AND DARTH VADER HE AMED AT DARTHS DICK BUT HIS DICK WAS TOO SMALL AND HE MISSED AND DARK VADER LAUGHED AT GARIFELD AND SAID "HA YOU, IDIOT GARFIELD THIS IS WHY JON DEAD IF HE IS KILLED"
BUT GARFIELD ALSO LAUGHED AND SAID "lITTLE DICK NIGGA"
DARTH VADER BEGAME ENRAGED AND ATTACKED AGAIN GARFIELD DODGED AND COUNTERED WITH HIS ENERGY BLASTS
DARTHS DICK THEN FELL OFF BECAUSE IS WAS SO SMALL DARTH VADERS REMOVED DICK BEGAN SPRAYING BLOOD AND MEDICAL FLUID INTO THE GRASS BELLOW HIM HE SCREAMED A HIGH PITCHED SCREAM.
HIS DICK THEN CRAWLS TOWARDS GARFELF
DARTH VADER BECAME ENRAGED BECAUSE HIS SHIT WAS GONE AND HE BEGAN TO SCREAM AND GO Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Ultimate Super God Saiyan 5
GARFIELD PREPARED TO A"TIT"ACK DARTITLES VADER WHILE HE WAS TRANSFORMING BUT PROPANE NIGHTMARE INTERVENED AND ATTACKED GARFIELD gARFIELD'S RIBCAGE BROWKE IN HALF AND IMPALED HIS LUNGS
GARFIELDS WAS DEFEATED AND FELL ASSLEEP ON THE WAISTLAND. DARTH VADER LAUGHED AND SAID "NOW I CAN KILL YOU GARFIELD"
BEFORE DARTH COULD FINISH OFF GARFIELD, PROPANE NIGHTMARE PUNCHED HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD KILLING HIS HEAD AND EVERYTHING BECAME QUIET AND THE LASANYA WAS STILL BURNING DEAD
"GARFIELD CANNOT DIE ASLEEP, HE DESERVES TO DIE FIGHTING" HANK HILL SAID "HEY GARFIELD!" SAID A SUSPICIOUS GREI CATT BEHIND HANK HILL
HANK HILL USING HIS EXPERT KICKBOXING SKILL INSTINCTIVELY TURNED AROUND AND INSTINCTIVELY GRABED HIM AND PUSH A KNEE INTO HIS FACE SENDING HIM ACROSS THE STREET.
AS THE CAT FLEW THREWAA THE EIRZ PROPANEZZ NIGHT MAREZ PUNCHEDDA HIM A BUNCH HE WAS HIT 300 TIMES REALLY PRESICELY AND EXTREMELY FASST BEFORE HE LANDEAD
"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA" PROPANE NIGHTMARE SAID
NERMAL CRIED BECAUSE HE WAS A BOBBY BITCH BOI.
"tHAT'LL TELL U HWAT"
NERMAL GOT HIT BY AN AMBULENCE AND DIED GARFIELD WOKE UP.
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