Robbers?

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All-star went out to a party while everyone else is sleep except for Daniel who is watching porn.

Daniel: *looks up* lord please forgive me for my sins *continues watching*

Daniel* soon hears a THUMP from downstairs and run to his bed to get his bat.*

Daniel: *runs to Devin's room and see him laid out on the bed and Kevin on the floor* Guys. Get up. Someone's in the house.

Devin: its my dad (all-star)

Daniel: no. Its not all-star We need to check it out.

Kevin: let's go.

The three boys walk down stairs and into the kitchen where the robbers are.

Devin: *turns on the light* Walt wh- BRYCE FUCKING HALL AND JACOB SATORIOUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YALL DOING IN MY HOUSE

Bryce: *holds out gun* We're clearly here to rob you

Devin: put that Bitch ass water gun down.. Why are yall taking food?

Kevin: They broooookeeee

Daniel: stop playing yall. They have real guns in they hands and yall playing?

Devin: shut that shit up. You sho' wasn't scared when you was up there watching people butt fuck now was you?
Daniek: H-how you know what I was doi-

Kevin: your pants hella wet.

Daniel: oh.

Jacob: c'mon bryceLet's go.

Devin: FIRST put my chicken and my noodles and my tomato soup and my fish and my refridgerator back.

The Bryce and Jacob put they food back and Devin gives them each $100 so they can hitch a ride home

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