The Man and His Spoon

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My Name is Fill Parker, and I love spoons. I love spoons more than anything. SOOOO much that when my family tried to take them away from me, I scooped out their eyeballs and ate them. Then I scooped out their guts blended them up and drank them. Then I peeled off their skin and dried it out into nice tender beef jerky. However, there is one spoon I love the most. The spoon I have haunted hundreds with. My soup spoon. It is a golden spoon with a silver outline and its the greatest at scooping things out of others. All that evil and negative stuff inside you. What I'm writing here is for you to know, that if anyone ever comes near my Golden spoon he won't ever see again. or breathe again. OR BE AGAIN!!

This is a letter from me Fill to you the READER. Whoever you shall be. 


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