10 Ways to Piss Off Ron Weasley

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1- Go around singing the slytherin version of Weasley is our king,

2-call him 'Ickle ronnykins'.

3- give him a Weasley sweater for every birthday and Christmas.

4- randomly go up to him and whisper in his ear 'it's levi-O-sa not levi-o-SAH'

5- ask him what it's Like to be second choice to Harry potter

6- ask him if he's proposed to Viktor Krum yet?

7- put two huge spiders under his bed. make sure one is a girl and one is a boy and that they will reproduce. Lock the door and just wait for the screaming to begin.

8- recite his mums howler to him every time he sits down to eat breakfast or when he does something bad.

9- anytime he doesn't understand something that has to do with feeling like things say 'well just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, it doesn't mean we all do!'

10- hide him in the Forest by the spiders for a few weeks.

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