10 Ways to piss of the harry potter characters

10 Ways To Piss Off Bellabitch

10 Ways To Piss Off Bellabitch (do you see what I did there again?! I am just full of the name puns XD)

1) tell her Voldemort would rather date Wormtail then her.

2) First thing when you see her each day ask 'Bad Hair day?'

3) tell her Voldemort would rather date Lucius than her.

4) offer to take her shopping so that she doesn't have to wear her old Halloween costume anymore.

5) tell her there is also a makeup section that isn't for hookers.

6) Suggest that Voldy thinks Snape is a more loyal death eater then her.

7) Write 'I wish Voldy loved me' on the back of her dress.

8) Lock her up in a room with Sirius Black.

9) Everytime she laughs, roll your eyes obviously and say 'that's getting soooo old Bellatrix.'

10) put up a 'I love Muggles' posters all over her bedroom.

A/N can I have 5 votes before I update please?