10 Ways to piss of the harry potter characters

Ten Ways To Piss Off Snivellus Snape

1) Call him Snivellus.

2) Ask Him how he's related to batman.

3) Name your quill 'Snapie' and talk to it.

4) go up and hug him. All the time. Randomly.

5) when he comes striding up to you like a vampire, hold out a bottle of shampoo and sees if he runs away.

6) buy him shampoo and send it to him for Christmas.

7) Ask him how Lockhart got the DADA job instead of him.

8) call him the half blood princess all the time.

9) wave to him when ever you see him and say 'Hi snapey!"

10) go sit by him during lunch and say 'is this seat taken?'

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