10 Ways to piss of the harry potter characters

10 Ways to piss off Voldemort

1) ask him how he died to a one year old

2) go up to him and say 'got ur nose'

3) ask him if he want to get a nose piercing with you later. Then say nevrmind and and ask if he wants to get a hair cut. Say 'oh wait..." and walk away..

4) tell him you ship Voldemort/Harry and then show him fan fic of that.

5) lock him in a room with Bellatrix

6) ask him how he managed to let Harry get away every time

7) write him a love letter that's supposed to be from Bellatrix and have it confess her unconditional love for him. then send him one that's from Lucius

8) ask him what it feels like to loose year after year

9) dare him to hold a sign that says 'free hugs' then send Bellatrix loose to hug him all she wants.

10) Wear 'i ship Bellatrix/ Voldemort' shirts all around

A/N sorry they suck... Give me suggestions!