Beloved country

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Dedicated to iamnttobi
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At the end of this, you have to comment one thing you know about Nigeria

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Nigeria- My beloved country

• Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge. (Thats how I went to go and drink igboko cleanser inside ice cream container without knowing😥)

• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday.

• Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say "notin dey happen guy"

• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake nairanote.

• Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS.

• Where parents claim they were always first position in school(na so)

• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'

• Where government officials don't know the national anthem.

•Where Gala and BIGI are d best options wen stuck in traffic.

• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions.

• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!

• Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.

• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.

• Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems.

• Where rich men must have pot belly.

• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.

• Where generator is a social amenity.

• Where people dey collect change for beggarhand.

• Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers

• Where the man who had no shoes is the president.

•Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!!

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